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Tag: Leadership race

Boris eats orphan, gains popularity in polls

Inveterate liar, turbo-shagger and weapons-grade buffoon Boris Johnson is said to be in a state of panic after repeated attempts to throw the election by demonstrating his utter unsuitably for high office failed.

Boris Johnson, Leadership race, We're all doomed

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