They say you should never look a gift horse in the mouth but sometimes it would be preferable to ram your head up its ass rather than unwrap the thoughtless manure that’s coming your way this Christmas…
Tag: Christmas
Entire country loses its shit over snow
Frozen water drifts down from the sky causing a nation of simpletons to lose their tiny minds
Why you should NEVER attend an office Christmas party
Arriving at the office party is like waking up in Oz, a trippy, off-kilter place where everyone looks familiar, just a lot more disturbing and a lot less tolerable
