Society abhors unattractive women, so pretty up!
You find yourself swathed head to toe in Boden
It’s either that or the lighting.
Pissing in a bucket not especially romantic, finds camper.
BBC executives have defended the right to pay women 95% less than their male counterparts because “Ryvita is inexpensive”.
“It was bad enough having to watch Jeremy Corbyn and Michael Eavis’s crusty old love-in”, shuddered Claire Smeech (20) from…
Be cheerful. No one wants a miserable fucker for a colleague so smile aggressively. If you get cramp in…
Give him a blow job and leave him alone.
Perky skinhead Lauren Spink (19) from Bootle spent a harrowing three hours being chased around a carpark by excitable…
Katy Booth from Tynemouth is overjoyed with her new ‘barefaced beauty’ look, but will forego food for a fortnight.