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Category: Travel
Everybody having much better holiday than you
Everyone is having a much better holiday than you, social media confirmed today.
Climate change really fucking with holibobs
Heatwaves, flash floods and forest fires are putting a right downer on Brits abroad who asked merely for a bit of sun, sand and sangria and found themselves swept two thousand miles out to sea in their Vangos or poached alive in their Outwell 500s
Exotic family holiday sucks ass
Parents who thought they could take their children to far flung destinations to relive the exotic holidays of their youth were swiftly disabused of the notion yesterday.
How to survive a group holiday (part two)
You’ve met the Covert Pervert, the Martyr and the Control Freak. Now shudder at the Garbo, the Foodie and the … More
How to survive a group holiday (part one)
Part one of The Trashy’s Guide to Group Holidays: how not to kill each other
Woman in traffic jam regrets venti latte
Human bladder struggles to store 20 fluid ounces of milky coffee, woman finds.
Cornwall in the rain worse than dying
Apocalyptic scenes on the A30 as bad weather transforms the south western peninsula into a joyless hell hole.
Are you beach body ready?
Society abhors unattractive women, so pretty up!
Camping actually really miserable
Pissing in a bucket not especially romantic, finds camper.