They say you should never look a gift horse in the mouth but sometimes it would be preferable to ram your head up its ass rather than unwrap the thoughtless manure that’s coming your way this Christmas…
Category: Staying in
Top 10 tips for surviving children’s birthday parties
Follow The Trashy’s top tips and keep the little suckers at arms-length during one of the most horrifying events in any parent’s calendar
Bear Grylls attempts to survive night out in Hull
Chirpy pocket survivalist Bear Grylls is in critical condition after attempting to endure a a night out in Hull
Woman considers… writing a novel
‘If JK Rowling can do it…’ thinks 85% of the population, 65% of the time, all the time
Woman outsources entire brain to iPhone
Thinking, breathing, homeostasis? There’s an app for that.
