Ever since some chump interfered with a pangolin in Wuhan, people have been learning to deal with isolation with varying degrees of success, depending on their mental fortitude, calibre of housemates and general level of fuckwittery. Many find themselves gracelessly shuttling between all isolation states, to the immense frustration of everyone they encounter. Here are just a few you may have the misfortune to meet:
Category: Staying in
Trashy’s guide to Brexit stockpiling
Gerbils, Pop Tarts and Ecstasy: The Trashy’s guide to Brexit stockpiling will see you through the Age of Stupid
Trashy’s Alternative Reviews: the classics, part one
Classics reviewed like what they oughtta. None of that smug lit crit shit.
Christmas unwrapped: The Trashy decodes your crappy Christmas gifts
They say you should never look a gift horse in the mouth but sometimes it would be preferable to ram your head up its ass rather than unwrap the thoughtless manure that’s coming your way this Christmas…
Top 10 tips for surviving children’s birthday parties
Follow The Trashy’s top tips and keep the little suckers at arms-length during one of the most horrifying events in any parent’s calendar
Bear Grylls attempts to survive night out in Hull
Chirpy pocket survivalist Bear Grylls is in critical condition after attempting to endure a a night out in Hull
Woman considers… writing a novel
‘If JK Rowling can do it…’ thinks 85% of the population, 65% of the time, all the time
Woman outsources entire brain to iPhone
Thinking, breathing, homeostasis? There’s an app for that.