Your heart is a stone yet you have to emote desire for someone who you associate mainly with domestic drudgery and poorly wrapped fridge cheese
Not sure whether you’re a primary caregiver? There are a few tell-tale signs.
They say you should never look a gift horse in the mouth but sometimes it would be preferable to ram your head up its ass rather than unwrap the thoughtless manure that’s coming your way this Christmas…
Penurious snowflakes had enough of this shit, decide to eat old people and kick start housing market
You’re a fucked up bunch, so The Trashy has employed the services of an agony aunt to help you get a grip
Frozen water drifts down from the sky causing a nation of simpletons to lose their tiny minds
Where’s the fun in that? Asks Barrington Quimsby-Naife, MP for Crutton-on-the-Hoof
Chirpy pocket survivalist Bear Grylls is in critical condition after attempting to endure a a night out in Hull
Recoil with horror at the fact Halloween’s come around yet again
Where should you sit? Get it wrong and you’ll want to stick spoons through your eyes and into your brain
Fun Daddy, DJ Dad, Doting Daddy, The Trashy’s dad taxonomy keeps on growing
Occupying pubs, sofas and terraces across the land, the behaviour of these soft-bellied creatures comes in a multitude of flavours. But fret not, The Trashy will guide you through…
Motherhood does strange things to heretofore perfectly sane people, making the school gate a minefield of strung out mothers on … More
Thinking, breathing, homeostasis? There’s an app for that.
You’ve met the Covert Pervert, the Martyr and the Control Freak. Now shudder at the Garbo, the Foodie and the … More
Part one of The Trashy’s Guide to Group Holidays: how not to kill each other
Give him a blow job and leave him alone.