Crushing bores forego alcohol and ruin already very shitty January
Category: Health & beauty
How not to flunk a smear test
Feet together, knees apart, RELAX! Everyone loves a smear test but there’s an etiquette you need to follow if you want to avoid scarring the nurse for life…
Queen issues life-saving crown wearing advice
Awks! Turns out you’ve been wearing your diamond hat wrong all these years
Christmas unwrapped: The Trashy decodes your crappy Christmas gifts
They say you should never look a gift horse in the mouth but sometimes it would be preferable to ram your head up its ass rather than unwrap the thoughtless manure that’s coming your way this Christmas…
Woman considers… boot camp
I just need someone to shout me fitter, thinks lazy woman
Woman considers… teeth whitening
Shiny teeth make life better, thinks woman with too much time on hands
Are you beach body ready?
Society abhors unattractive women, so pretty up!
You know you’ve hit middle age when…
You find yourself swathed head to toe in Boden
Overzealous contouring leads to mistaken identity
Perky skinhead Lauren Spink (19) from Bootle spent a harrowing three hours being chased around a carpark by excitable … More
Woman nails ‘natural look’ after 27 hours and £348
Katy Booth from Tynemouth is overjoyed with her new ‘barefaced beauty’ look, but will forego food for a fortnight.
