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Category: Health & beauty

Dry January bores make January even shittier

Crushing bores forego alcohol and ruin already very shitty January

Dry January

How not to flunk a smear test

Feet together, knees apart, RELAX! Everyone loves a smear test but there’s an etiquette you need to follow if you want to avoid scarring the nurse for life…

Health, Smear

Queen issues life-saving crown wearing advice

Awks! Turns out you’ve been wearing your diamond hat wrong all these years

Crown, Hats, Queen

Christmas unwrapped: The Trashy decodes your crappy Christmas gifts

They say you should never look a gift horse in the mouth but sometimes it would be preferable to ram your head up its ass rather than unwrap the thoughtless manure that’s coming your way this Christmas…

Christmas, Christmas gifts, Gifts, Presents

Woman considers… boot camp

I just need someone to shout me fitter, thinks lazy woman

boot camp, fitbit, lazy, Woman considers

Woman considers… teeth whitening

Shiny teeth make life better, thinks woman with too much time on hands

Rightmove, Teeth, Teeth whitening

Are you beach body ready?

Society abhors unattractive women, so pretty up! 

Beach body, Fitness, Health

You know you’ve hit middle age when…

You find yourself swathed head to toe in Boden

Boden, Middle age

Overzealous contouring leads to mistaken identity

  Perky skinhead Lauren Spink (19) from Bootle spent a harrowing three hours being chased around a carpark by excitable … More

Beauty, Make-up

Woman nails ‘natural look’ after 27 hours and £348

Katy Booth from Tynemouth is overjoyed with her new ‘barefaced beauty’ look, but will forego food for a fortnight.

Make-up, Natural

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