Crushing bores forego alcohol and ruin already very shitty January
Feet together, knees apart, RELAX! Everyone loves a smear test but there’s an etiquette you need to follow if you want to avoid scarring the nurse for life…
Awks! Turns out you’ve been wearing your diamond hat wrong all these years
They say you should never look a gift horse in the mouth but sometimes it would be preferable to ram your head up its ass rather than unwrap the thoughtless manure that’s coming your way this Christmas…
I just need someone to shout me fitter, thinks lazy woman
Shiny teeth make life better, thinks woman with too much time on hands
Society abhors unattractive women, so pretty up!
You find yourself swathed head to toe in Boden
Perky skinhead Lauren Spink (19) from Bootle spent a harrowing three hours being chased around a carpark by excitable … More
Katy Booth from Tynemouth is overjoyed with her new ‘barefaced beauty’ look, but will forego food for a fortnight.