Everyone is having a much better holiday than you, social media confirmed today.
Category: Family
Climate change really fucking with holibobs
Heatwaves, flash floods and forest fires are putting a right downer on Brits abroad who asked merely for a bit of sun, sand and sangria and found themselves swept two thousand miles out to sea in their Vangos or poached alive in their Outwell 500s
Exotic family holiday sucks ass
Parents who thought they could take their children to far flung destinations to relive the exotic holidays of their youth were swiftly disabused of the notion yesterday.
Dad rocks slogan T-shirt
A dad has reported feeling more youthful and “up for it” simply by wearing a SuperDry slogan T-shirt.
Another Valentines Day massacre
Your heart is a stone yet you have to emote desire for someone who you associate mainly with domestic drudgery and poorly wrapped fridge cheese
You know you’re a parent when…
Not sure whether you’re a primary caregiver? There are a few tell-tale signs.
Christmas unwrapped: The Trashy decodes your crappy Christmas gifts
They say you should never look a gift horse in the mouth but sometimes it would be preferable to ram your head up its ass rather than unwrap the thoughtless manure that’s coming your way this Christmas…
Millennial plot to eat the elderly uncovered
Penurious snowflakes had enough of this shit, decide to eat old people and kick start housing market
‘It’s not a phase, your child’s a twat.’ Miss Ann Thrope solves your problems
You’re a fucked up bunch, so The Trashy has employed the services of an agony aunt to help you get a grip
Top 10 tips for surviving children’s birthday parties
Follow The Trashy’s top tips and keep the little suckers at arms-length during one of the most horrifying events in any parent’s calendar
The horror, the horror! The Trashy’s top five Halloween hacks
Recoil with horror at the fact Halloween’s come around yet again
Dadspotting (part two)
Fun Daddy, DJ Dad, Doting Daddy, The Trashy’s dad taxonomy keeps on growing
Dadspotting (part one)
Occupying pubs, sofas and terraces across the land, the behaviour of these soft-bellied creatures comes in a multitude of flavours. But fret not, The Trashy will guide you through…
Meet the Muthas (part one)
Motherhood does strange things to heretofore perfectly sane people, making the school gate a minefield of strung out mothers on … More
