‘It’s not a phase, your child’s a twat.’ Miss Ann Thrope solves your problems

You’re a fucked up bunch, so The Trashy has employed the services of an agony aunt to help you get a grip

 

Dear Miss Ann Thrope,

Sebastian used to be such a charming boy but since he’s turned ten he’s taken to swearing and kicking the cat. Is it a testosterone surge? My friends tell me it’s just a phase. How long will it last and what can I do to get my gentle Sebby back?

Yours in hope,  Barbara, Tunbridge Wells

 

Dear Barbara,

It’s not testosterone and you’re never getting ‘gentle Sebby’ back. The fact is that most children are rank and yours is no different. He was probably always a complete git but he was your baby back then so you could stomach it. Now he’s bigger and uglier you’re finding him as repulsive as the rest of us. It’s not a phase, your child’s a twat. Suck it up. Move on.

Sincerely, Miss Ann Thrope

 

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