Woman considers… boot camp

I just need someone to shout me fitter, thinks lazy woman

A woman has seriously considered joining a fitness boot camp.

Cerys Jones from Swansea toys with the idea seven times every spring.

“I want to be fit and I’ve got some lush sports gear,” explained Green. “I googled boot camps near me but didn’t do anything about it, but then I thought about it again and googled it again but the times weren’t really convenient so I didn’t do anything about it then either.”

After more thinking and googling, Jones decided to do eight sit-ups and buy some Ryvita instead.

“I’m over that now, I don’t know what I was thinking” she said, and went back to ogling multimillion pound houses on rightmove.com.

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