You know you’ve hit middle age when…

You find yourself swathed head to toe in Boden

You get drunk in friends’ kitchens because bars are too loud

People look at you funny in TopShop

You exhale audibly when you sit down / stand up

You spend more time shopping for fitness wear than you spend exercising

Onesies hold more appeal than stilettos

Camping seems like a good idea

Bands you love do comeback tours

You can’t remember the last time someone called you miss or senorita

You think all young people are beautiful

You start apologising for not being young

College switches from feeling like yesterday to feeling like it never happened

You can’t accept that some of today’s adults were born in the 90s

You think about learning a new skill

You don’t learn a new skill

You are no longer adorable when you are drunk