How to please your man

 

Give him a blow job and leave him alone.

Sexpert Raphaella Cucci has hit upon a failsafe way for women to please their partners.

“Using observations from my life and some science, I devised a formula for love”, explains Cucci who holds qualifications from a range of online universities.

“A man needs intimacy, but he also needs time to reflect on his love for you which he does much better if you’re not actually there”, says Cucci.

She recommends women get down on one knee rather than two, like a sprinter in blocks, so they can deliver the pleasure and scarper more efficiently.

“Men are complicated and gentle creatures that are easily spooked, so don’t make nuisance of yourself, just nosh and go.”

 

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