Overzealous contouring leads to mistaken identity


Perky skinhead Lauren Spink (19) from Bootle spent a harrowing three hours being chased around a carpark by excitable nerds on Wednesday.

Confused and frightened, Spink eventually gave the pack the slip by crawling under a Honda Jazz and not emerging until dawn.

Returning home Spink saw herself in her bathroom mirror and realised her error.

In a bid to create to-die-for bone structure, Spink had enthusiastically applied so much contouring make-up her face that she looked more like the robot from Red Dwarf than Kim Kardashian.

“The light in my bedroom’s crap,” explained Spink. “I feel like a right knob.”

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