10 genuinely scary Halloween costumes

Resist the urge to dress up as a not-very-sexy-if-you’re-honest-with-yourself  cat/witch/zombie this Halloween and go as something that will really put the willies up your neighbours (without actually putting willies up your neighbours):

Exotic family holiday sucks ass

Parents who thought they could take their children to far flung destinations to relive the exotic holidays of their youth were swiftly disabused of the notion yesterday.